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by Hartshot
20 Jul 2013, 19:56
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: MisChief on my mind
Replies: 12
Views: 622

Re: MisChief on my mind

Sounds unique, looks like a bottle of sick, I bet !!! While we're on the subject of sick. Horses can't vomit and people who drink cider and black often end up in A&E complaining of a ruptured spleen or somesuchaslikeandallthat :wtf: ...."so Madam, what have you beenn drinking tonight" ? Rocket scien...
by Hartshot
20 Jul 2013, 19:20
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: MisChief on my mind
Replies: 12
Views: 622

Re: MisChief on my mind

Did you know that there's nearly 5000 calories in a litre bottle of Baileys ! Works out that I can't eat until Michealmass Tuesday :shifty:

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by Hartshot
20 Jul 2013, 18:27
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Replies: 9
Views: 558

Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???

Well. The story, it goes like this...... Having been an Op's Manager for far too long, like any flame, I've burnt out ! 80 hour weeks on an average salary, phone calls at 3am, never having a minute I can call my own turned this bunny into a bitter dribbling jelly :crazy: :wtf: :crazy: So now I've pu...
by Hartshot
20 Jul 2013, 18:15
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: MisChief on my mind
Replies: 12
Views: 622

MisChief on my mind

Got one of those heads on tonight, who knows what's going to happen :think: ?????

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by Hartshot
20 Jul 2013, 18:11
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: new bod
Replies: 19
Views: 908

Re: new bod

'Ssup dude 8-)

Fat Bald and Pink.....what else looks like that......Urrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm :D

You're in the right place here fella.

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by Hartshot
16 Jul 2013, 20:12
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Replies: 9
Views: 558

Anybody seen where my feet went ???

It's been quiet of late at 'H'Q. Up to today I've done 22 days straight of 12 hour shifts with half a day off before the previous 9 days. I'm bushed. My inside leg has gone from a generous 34'' to what feels about 3", this means that there's only another inch to go and my dangler will be scraping th...
by Hartshot
14 Jul 2013, 16:30
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: just recieved a package NOT from china
Replies: 14
Views: 439

Re: just recieved a package NOT from china

Thanks men, received mine yesterday. Nice little set :thumbup:

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by Hartshot
11 Jul 2013, 19:58
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: in hospital
Replies: 62
Views: 1409

Re: in hospital

How is the limb, post op, Doody ?

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by Hartshot
10 Jul 2013, 21:53
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Newsflash
Replies: 13
Views: 509

Re: Newsflash

Saw a newsflash the other day, it took aaaaages for them to tell the story, not really a newsflash IMHO......nope. Get your terminology right next time, it was just news and you're an attention seeker :roll:

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by Hartshot
10 Jul 2013, 21:23
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: I went to the toilet earlier
Replies: 30
Views: 638

Re: I went to the toilet earlier

Germans build a shelf into their toilet bowl for inspoopsctionzie :eh:

They like to CHECK SH...!T OUT Man https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/imag ... mzHRe2c-zg Yeahhhh :crazy: :wtf: :D

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