Brussel sprouts.
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She served up sprouts.......she knew the risk
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Only if they are well belly brewed.
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I usually try to make them as silent as possible,but if I find it difficult I cough to try to hide the sound come very close to following through with the cough distraction a few times though.
Re: Brussel sprouts.
chas wrote:Is farting in bed acceptable ?
Not only is it acceptable i would say its compulsary , and if you manage to get the duvet up over her head without getting injured its also most amusing
Re: Brussel sprouts.
Once you are past 60 there are just so many dangers it's not worth the risk.
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Shootist wrote:Once you are past 60 there are just so many dangers it's not worth the risk.
Hmm, follow through shooting = Follow through farting =
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rodp wrote:Shootist wrote:Once you are past 60 there are just so many dangers it's not worth the risk.
Hmm, follow through shooting = Follow through farting =
After years of training yourself the correct "follow through" procedure you at least have the satisfaction of knowing it wasn't your fault.
It was the procedure that was wrong.
Small consolation I know, but every little helps.
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Ribs fully hurting whilst a real bad bout of gas ... due to laughing so much .... wife not so amused & threatening physical violence .... worth the giggle
Unless you "sharted"
Unless you "sharted"