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Odd innit

Post by rodp » 24 May 2017, 20:16

Just sitting on the patio watching the birds on the feeders and something struck me as odd. Birds come in all different sizes, so do fish, and dogs. But humans only come in one size really, Why? You would have thought we would have evolved in various sizes to suit our environment after all this time.

Eskimo's should be really short and fat, almost spherical, in order to reduce heat loss and float when they break through the ice. Arabs should have very long legs to raise the torso to catch any cooling breeze, and big flat feet to walk on the sand.Folk from jungle areas should have long legs to step over logs etc and thin feet with pointy toes to grip in the mud, short bodies would help so they didn't catch on branches when running.
I suppose we're about right for where we live, and of course we're British so we are perfect in all ways :thumbup:
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Re: Odd innit

Post by some bloke » 24 May 2017, 20:44

I'll have some of what he's on. :angel:

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Re: Odd innit

Post by chas » 24 May 2017, 20:55

You live near Birmingham, right.
Last time I was there I saw all of those you mention down one street. :lol:
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Post by rodp » 24 May 2017, 21:09

chas wrote:You live near Birmingham, right.
Last time I was there I saw all of those you mention down one street. :lol:

You could be right there :lol:
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Re: Odd innit

Post by hairyyoda » 24 May 2017, 21:20

:wave: Rod, I am addicted to watching the delicious body (a peach of a bum) of the lady in the visit Tel Aviv and Jerusalem TV advert where she is towing her partner around the different locations. My good woman in doors "is telling me that I have got problems and loosing the plot", my only comment was "with a a++ like that I would follow her through barbed wire and brambles" :thumbup: :lol:

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Re: Odd innit

Post by chas » 24 May 2017, 21:34

hairyyoda wrote::wave: Rod, I am addicted to watching the delicious body (a peach of a bum) of the lady in the visit Tel Aviv and Jerusalem TV advert where she is towing her partner around the different locations. My good woman in doors "is telling me that I have got problems and loosing the plot", my only comment was "with a a++ like that I would follow her through barbed wire and brambles" :thumbup: :lol:

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So now we need to identify which of Rods natural hazards would cause such evolutionary attributes





and introduce more of them.
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Re: Odd innit

Post by hairyyoda » 24 May 2017, 22:06

:wave: Chas <<< your quote >>>
"So now we need to identify which of Rods natural hazards would cause such evolutionary attributes"

and the advert gets better as the last clip shows where she turns around and shows off her REALLY GOOD AMPLE CHEST MUSCLES :lol:

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Re: Odd innit

Post by sunndog » 25 May 2017, 23:48

In the beginning god created the englishman, and all was good......all was good :lol:
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Re: Odd innit

Post by sauer » 29 May 2017, 22:00

Yup I know the advert !
Would use her sh1te as toothpaste!

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Re: Odd innit

Post by chas » 30 May 2017, 13:38

sauer wrote:Yup I know the advert !
Would use her sh1te as toothpaste!
That might just spoil your chances of furthering the relationship to a more intimate level :lol:
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