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by fizzbangwhallop
04 Dec 2011, 09:48
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Joke
Replies: 0
Views: 469

Joke

It has been announced that one of the 7 dwarves was arrested yesterday for sha**ing a giraffe.

On being arrested he claimed the other 6 put him up to it.


:lol:
by fizzbangwhallop
14 Nov 2011, 17:21
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Joke
Replies: 0
Views: 568

Joke

My wife's sister sat on my glasses and broke them earlier. I was really hacked off.... then I thought about it and, to be fair, it was my fault for leaving them on.
by fizzbangwhallop
14 Nov 2011, 17:15
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Joke
Replies: 2
Views: 738

Re: Joke

Bloke drowning his sorrows in the pub and the barman eventually asks him what's up..... "Well I came home early from work and caught my best friend in bed with the wife" "So, what did you do about that?" asked the barman "Well I told the wife to pack her things and leave" "What about your best frien...
by fizzbangwhallop
13 Nov 2011, 11:49
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Joke
Replies: 0
Views: 576

Joke

I was sitting in a restaurant when a prawn cocktail hit me on the back of the head.....

I turned round and this bloke shouted "And that's just for starters mate!"





(Yeah, they will get worse!)
by fizzbangwhallop
13 Nov 2011, 11:47
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Joke
Replies: 2
Views: 738

Joke

My missus told me I should try and see things from her point of view now and again..........

So I stood at the sink and looked out of the window.

:lol:
by fizzbangwhallop
10 Nov 2011, 20:39
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Good morning and thank you.
Replies: 5
Views: 1394

Re: Good morning and thank you.

Quick, delete all the posts where we said bad things about him :D Mac users.........PAH! But I wouldn't go back to the dark side Gloop!! PC users......... wondering if it'll still work in the morning....... and then if the anti-virus needs updating........ again........... and again. The only thing...
by fizzbangwhallop
18 Oct 2011, 11:51
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Mmmm......this is nice
Replies: 34
Views: 6506

Re: Mmmm......this is nice

Please can I join the gang too?

Excellent, just found you following the ad at the end of b4ger731's vid on YT.

Looking forward to it!!

atb

Pete R
:D