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by fizzbangwhallop
10 May 2012, 16:28
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: God, it's wet down here!! And jokes....
Replies: 3
Views: 1079

God, it's wet down here!! And jokes....

It's been a while.... I've been up on the West Coast in sunshine!! Yes, honest!! Only actually got hailed/rained on for 40 minutes, couple of hours of rain sitting in the landy waiting for foxy to show n that was about it for the 3 weeks. :lol: Got back last Sunday to the wet stuff. :cry: But... did...
by fizzbangwhallop
24 Mar 2012, 16:29
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Jokes(?)
Replies: 0
Views: 489

Jokes(?)

Last night I told my mate I'd been bonking his wife.. he looked me in the eye and said "Are you serious??" I said "No, nothing like that.... it's only sex" Archeologists have discovered an ancient Egyptian ruler embalmed with chocolate. Apparently it was Pharoah Rocher. My missus has just sent me a ...
by fizzbangwhallop
24 Mar 2012, 16:13
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Happy birthday
Replies: 4
Views: 850

Re: Happy birthday

Tadpole wrote:Ya picked a nice day for it .... :lol:
Yeah, cracking isn't it... out later with the Finnfire to dop some dangs.

Cheers

Fizz
8-)
by fizzbangwhallop
24 Mar 2012, 12:57
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Happy birthday
Replies: 4
Views: 850

Re: Happy birhtday

Cheers chaps.... Yeee Ha!! 42 again!

Got to 50 and thought 'Sod this for a lark!!' so I turned round.


Fizz
:mrgreen:
by fizzbangwhallop
12 Mar 2012, 20:42
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Be careful with that match Eugene!!
Replies: 0
Views: 559

Be careful with that match Eugene!!

Yeah, yeah, I know it s'be 'axe' but that didn't fit somehow!

:lol:

Fizz
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by fizzbangwhallop
07 Mar 2012, 17:15
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Jokes......
Replies: 0
Views: 633

Jokes......

I conducted a survey of 100 women at the leisure centre on which shampoo they preferred... 95% replied: "How the f*k did you get in here!!" :lol: When my pregnant girlfriend asked her Doctor what the best position for giving birth was, he told her that it was probably the same position that she conc...
by fizzbangwhallop
29 Feb 2012, 16:02
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Just in case you need cheering up...
Replies: 3
Views: 1238

Just in case you need cheering up...

Just in case you need cheering up after all the fuss on the new kit.....
...yeah I know I've posted it before but who cares? Still makes me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

:lol: :lol:

atb
FBW
by fizzbangwhallop
13 Feb 2012, 17:37
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Hello you lot
Replies: 7
Views: 1676

Re: Hello you lot

Welcome Dave...... good to see you here.

atb
Pete
by fizzbangwhallop
11 Feb 2012, 20:00
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Pile joke
Replies: 1
Views: 713

Pile joke

Went back to the doctors today about the very nasty reaction I got from cream he'd given me for my piles. "Oh? that's strange, and where exactly did you apply the cream?" "On the bus" :lol: :lol: Well I never said they'd get any better! Still like the one about peeing in the swimming pool though. at...
by fizzbangwhallop
07 Feb 2012, 11:32
Forum: Chatterbox & introductions
Topic: Snow joke
Replies: 0
Views: 940

Snow joke

I was run over this morning by a council truck salting the road.


"Bastard" I said through gritted teeth!

:lol: :lol: