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rodp
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Re: Newsflash

Post by rodp » 02 Jul 2013, 15:55

Hartshot wrote:I had cornflakes this morning, it was light outside !

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If you'd got up earlier then gone back to sleep you could have had cornflakes this morning but last night and it would have been dark outside and inside without the light on !! Unless of course you had got up earlier still then it would have been light until it got dark, and if you ate your cornflakes slowly you would have had them in the light and the dark, that would have been like having light and dark chocolate, except of course you had cornflakes.
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Re: Newsflash

Post by Hartshot » 02 Jul 2013, 16:23

So, if I had pancakes would that just confuse the issue or do I need to relocate ?

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Re: Newsflash

Post by snoopy » 03 Jul 2013, 10:05

ermm it sounds like the three little piggies

snoopys indian name halfa skanky bottle

i had cornflakes

but i had none...awwwww
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Re: Newsflash

Post by Hartshot » 10 Jul 2013, 21:53

Saw a newsflash the other day, it took aaaaages for them to tell the story, not really a newsflash IMHO......nope. Get your terminology right next time, it was just news and you're an attention seeker :roll:

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