I went to the toilet earlier

[snoopy]

Ndew tag name -

coke bottle Stew.

Ps, floaters are the healthiest ones - even though they are the hardest to flush.

not acoding to 'mar lady' theyre not.. get rid of that she sais' i feel obliged to comment 'how? i know i'll carry them around wiv me for-evuh'.. dunt go downt to well..

[SikaStag]

Ya can not say you guys do not cover most topics. we are now onto shit. I am putting it down to the heat wave.




Ian

[PESCA]

Ya can not say you guys do not cover most topics. we are now onto shit. I am putting it down to the heat wave.




Ian

So we're talking hot shit now, Ian

George

[snoopy]

cant be denied now can it..

[some bloke]

So.........

Who folds the tissue paper up for more than one wipe? I can get at least three wipes with careful folding/scrunching - but I double up the sheets of tissue first.

But i'd expect almost any decent fettler could manage that.

[snoopy]

So.........

Who folds the tissue paper up for more than one wipe? I can get at least three wipes with careful folding/scrunching - but I double up the sheets of tissue first.

i'm on my 60'th roll this year..yup at least one fold helps matters. carefull though, yu dont wanna go through it bites lol.

[rodp]

My nieces husband always uses wet wipes it turns out, this became common knowledge when he used what he thought was a wet wipe in his mil's toilet (emergency dump). Unfortunately they weren't wet wipes but bleach toilet wipes
15 minutes later he's back in there dowsing his rear end with water Apparently the pain lasts for days

[snoopy]

ooooooooo sutle case of ring sting.

[some bloke]

Sphinct-tastic

[fizzbangwhallop]

My nieces husband always uses wet wipes it turns out, this became common knowledge when he used what he thought was a wet wipe in his mil's toilet (emergency dump). Unfortunately they weren't wet wipes but bleach toilet wipes
15 minutes later he's back in there dowsing his rear end with water Apparently the pain lasts for days

Holy shit!!

- the same could be said for Snoops story too.

Bugger..... just realised we'll get Batman and Robin along in a minute

Sorry Sedders... got there first! (Seeing as B&R was an American series - they don't make 'em like that anymore )

Talking of the Lone Ranger and Tonto - they've just released a new movie version starring Johnny Depp as Tonto.... Hartshot, you never told us you were famous!! Sorry Snoops I've never heard of your stand-in Armie Hammer (Yeah, that's gotta be a made-up name too ) Anyway.. it got 3 out of 5 stars in the review.

atb

Fizz