Unreasonable women

[johnnyrebel]

Iv'e managed to sort her out!... I told her to smarten her act up, as after 8 marriages there could be a wife number 9 on the cards. This had an immediate affect! ... she jumped outa the chair, punched the air shouting "yes yes yes", and for the last 3 hours she's been clapping and giggling in the chair. Negative reinforcement works, the thought of losing me instantly changed her attitude. The problem is, how do I stop her laughing, it's getting on my 'kin nerves ? I think theres a bloke on youtube who made a cattle prod outa an old flashgun battery...........
.............john

[andybig]

Well im happy being single.
Just got rid of a 5ft10 blonde with a fake rack and she was 10 years younger than me.
Yes she turned heads every where we went.
but she was a walking, talking migraine.

[Radagast]

If she was 5'10" then she must have had an encounter with a real rack at some point.

[AirRifleSport]

Iv'e managed to sort her out!... I told her to smarten her act up, as after 8 marriages there could be a wife number 9 on the cards. This had an immediate affect! ... she jumped outa the chair, punched the air shouting "yes yes yes", and for the last 3 hours she's been clapping and giggling in the chair. Negative reinforcement works, the thought of losing me instantly changed her attitude. The problem is, how do I stop her laughing, it's getting on my 'kin nerves ? I think theres a bloke on youtube who made a cattle prod outa an old flashgun battery...........
.............john

PML

[andybig]

If she was 5'10" then she must have had an encounter with a real rack at some point.

Even in her heals shes smaller than me cuz im 6ft5,

[Radagast]

We know where your nickname comes from then. The midwife says "It's a boy!"... "And he's big!"

[andybig]

We have a little son between us. He's 15 months old and every one thinks he is 2 years old.
She has tall people in her family and my granddad was 6ft9. He was a real giant of a bloke.

I hate to think how tall my little man will get.

I was 6ft2 at the age of 13 and stopped growing at 15.
My excuse is that i used to sleep in the greenhouse.

[Radagast]

So you are an Ent?
Couldn't resist. Note my screen name? My favorite book as a teen was LOTR.

[andybig]

Nope... Im a BFG
Big Friendly Giant

[Radagast]

Touche!