British Shooting Show

[the_plumber]

For all of you coming to coventry for the Show, take care on the roads as its decided to snow here

[Hartshot]

Are you going to wear a daffodil to distinguish you from all the others wearing pink?

Nah, I like to stay out of the limelight, I'm a shy retiring sort really and rather quite humble.


























Besides, my astonishing good looks and God like features make me recognisable

Yeah, when they see you they question the existence of God..............how...........why..............what the ffff*** - whilst tilting their head like a curious puppy !

[Gloop]

You mean they don't run away screaming, IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIVE!!!

[Hartshot]

You mean they don't run away screaming, IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIVE!!!

Oh they do....with arms aflailing (like a girl in a horror movie) running crossing zig-zag patterns to confuse the creature !
Picture this - The John Merrick in a pink vest and heels (with walking stick rubbers fitted) dribbling "I'm a human being, not an animal.....we're all God's creathththiurrrzth......bewtiful in histhz eyethz we are..............do not fear me.......I can thheee in the dark you know"

Stay on the road and off the moors lads !

[some bloke]

Most of video's I've seen of this type of show are done by a bloke who plonks his camcorder too far away from him and the guy he's talking t,o so we can't hear the conversation. Marky is well known for his video expertise so I expect he'll do it better than most. I'm wondering which Markylight will be used for the studio lighting.

[rodp]

You mean they don't run away screaming, IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIVE!!!

Oh they do....with arms aflailing (like a girl in a horror movie) running crossing zig-zag patterns to confuse the creature !
Picture this - The John Merrick in a pink vest and heels (with walking stick rubbers fitted) dribbling "I'm a human being, not an animal.....we're all God's creathththiurrrzth......bewtiful in histhz eyethz we are..............do not fear me.......I can thheee in the dark you know"

Stay on the road and off the moors lads !

Have we met before then, you seem to know a lot about me.

[Shedder]

Most of video's I've seen of this type of show are done by a bloke who plonks his camcorder too far away from him and the guy he's talking t,o so we can't hear the conversation. Marky is well known for his video expertise so I expect he'll do it better than most. I'm wondering which Markylight will be used for the studio lighting.

I'm just hoping he uses a large enough lens format to catch the action for you George
I'm hoping the video will start off outside so that Marky can go through the normal ritual of finishing off his roll up, before the action starts, as he won't be able to smoke inside I much prefer his informal style to that of some other competing video producers.

[redeye jedi]

Most of video's I've seen of this type of show are done by a bloke who plonks his camcorder too far away from him and the guy he's talking t,o so we can't hear the conversation. Marky is well known for his video expertise so I expect he'll do it better than most. I'm wondering which Markylight will be used for the studio lighting.

I'm just hoping he uses a large enough lens format to catch the action for you George
I'm hoping the video will start off outside so that Marky can go through the normal ritual of finishing off his roll up, before the action starts, as he won't be able to smoke inside I much prefer his informal style to that of some other competing video producers.

I think Mark presents quite well, not the most pleasing on the eye but i guess being stuck in a shed inhaling lead fumes all day will do that to a man

Dom.

[Shedder]

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I think Mark presents quite well, not the most pleasing on the eye but i guess being stuck in a shed inhaling lead fumes all day will do that to a man

Dom.[/quote]

Agreed - I was being serious - some of the other "amatuer" producers really are too stuffy, and ome of the more prfessional ones are too "artifical"

[Marky610]

Thanks fella's, i think

Sorry i didn't get any video, tried but there was too many people then by the time the numbers thined I just couldn't be arsed