right then, list of things needed to proceed with said experiment..........................
1. find suitable green, stagnant, foul smelling puddle or ditch............ ( no canals close buy)
2. fill pockets of test jacket with bricks........................ (suppose rocks could be substituted for bricks)
3. determine which way round to wear said jacket............(inside out, back to front or whatever)
4. find suitably dim friend to wear said jacket for experiment.........(got a few mates, whom when plied with copious amounts of cider will agree)
5. remember camcorder to film said experiment, and post findings on youtube
think that about covers it
