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Not to every ones taste, but either funny or a bit sick ???
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Thanks Phil
Just found this as well.
http://www.trapshooters.com/threads/a-t ... ry.255421/

like it phil

cheers jock

Good

Unfortunately live is more like


National Orgasm Day

A man turns to his wife and says "did you know its national orgasm day?"

"Oh, what a pity," she smiles, "Right in the middle of National Headache Week

A bloke is running three burds and decides he should become an honest man and marry one but he doesn't know which one he should marry. So he decides to give them a test. Individually he gives them all £50,000 and tells them to go out and spend it and then come back and tell him what they have spent it on.

Burd one comes back and says I spent it all on clothes and jewellery so I could look good for you cos I love u so much

Burd two comes back and says I have bought you a sports car which is outside I have had my hair done and booked a meal which you can drive me to now in your new car cos I love you so much

Burd three comes back says I put on a horse at 5 to 1 and it won. Then I stuck it on the stock market for two days and tripled it. Then I cashed in and bought us a house for when we settle down cos I love you so much

Which one did he marry?

hibbydunk wrote:A bloke is running three burds and decides he should become an honest man and marry one but he doesn't know which one he should marry. So he decides to give them a test. Individually he gives them all £50,000 and tells them to go out and spend it and then come back and tell him what they have spent it on.

Burd one comes back and says I spent it all on clothes and jewellery so I could look good for you cos I love u so much

Burd two comes back and says I have bought you a sports car which is outside I have had my hair done and booked a meal which you can drive me to now in your new car cos I love you so much

Burd three comes back says I put on a horse at 5 to 1 and it won. Then I stuck it on the stock market for two days and tripled it. Then I cashed in and bought us a house for when we settle down cos I love you so much

Which one did he marry?

The one with the big tits!

tedster wrote:

hibbydunk wrote:A bloke is running three burds and decides he should become an honest man and marry one but he doesn't know which one he should marry. So he decides to give them a test. Individually he gives them all £50,000 and tells them to go out and spend it and then come back and tell him what they have spent it on.

Burd one comes back and says I spent it all on clothes and jewellery so I could look good for you cos I love u so much

Burd two comes back and says I have bought you a sports car which is outside I have had my hair done and booked a meal which you can drive me to now in your new car cos I love you so much

Burd three comes back says I put on a horse at 5 to 1 and it won. Then I stuck it on the stock market for two days and tripled it. Then I cashed in and bought us a house for when we settle down cos I love you so much

Which one did he marry?

The one with the big tits!

Well done true men! :

Women for some reason think no 3

Hence

Guy finds a brass bottle on the beach on thecwest if scotland and undoes the top. Out pops a genie and says seeing you let me free you can have anything in the world you want.

The guy says I want to go to America.

The genie says you joking right you can get a plane.

The guy says yeah I can't fly I can't go by boat I need you to build me a road so I can go in my car.

The genie says blimey that take a lot of hardcore lot of work, take even me a genie a few weeks to do that. Isn't there something better something you thought you could never have that you could use this once in a lifetime wish on that I can grant

The guy looks at him and says well I have always wanted to know how a woman's mind works

The genie looks at him long and hard and says









How many white lines you want on your road then?