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Hartshot
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So, she says to me......

Post by Hartshot » 18 May 2013, 18:39

..."Are you playing with your bloody toys again today"
"Aye" says I
"You've got too much time on your hands" she says
"Tell you what" I said "I'll buy a smaller watch"

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...is this a pistol in my hand, or am I just pleased to see you ?
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Re: So, she says to me......

Post by some bloke » 18 May 2013, 18:42

Snikkers.
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Re: So, she says to me......

Post by rodp » 18 May 2013, 19:44

You mark my words, you'll pay for that ten fold :think:
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"Argo, a great 8x8"
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Re: So, she says to me......

Post by Hartshot » 18 May 2013, 20:32

rodp wrote:You mark my words, you'll pay for that ten fold :think:
Apparently, I've been a very bad boy http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/files.php ... 560671.jpg

:o

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Re: So, she says to me......

Post by chas » 18 May 2013, 20:54

Windburn ????
Effluent in many languages.
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Re: So, she says to me......

Post by Hartshot » 18 May 2013, 21:10

Actually had something like that (not as bad though) from going down a giant water slide in Florida about 5 years ago. Giving it the large one for the kids I was, came off it at the bottom squealing like a piglet and looking like a little girl taking a wazz in public :?

They all laughed hysterically........funny it was :twisted:

It's not nice being the butt of a joke !

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Re: So, she says to me......

Post by some bloke » 19 May 2013, 04:49

Did you get arsy about it?
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Re: So, she says to me......

Post by snoopy » 19 May 2013, 11:09

hmmm my favourate quote is 'what do you need screw driver for? you've got one!' lmao...

or go get me a whatever.. where is it? i ask ...'ohhh, in the 'ouse' i'm never sarky in a situasion like this but well.hehehe maybe i am :lol: :lol:
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
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