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Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Posted: 16 Jul 2013, 20:12
by Hartshot
It's been quiet of late at 'H'Q. Up to today I've done 22 days straight of 12 hour shifts with half a day off before the previous 9 days. I'm bushed.
My inside leg has gone from a generous 34'' to what feels about 3", this means that there's only another inch to go and my dangler will be scraping the concrete.
I am now officially the tallest dwarf in the world !
H
Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Posted: 16 Jul 2013, 20:28
by sunndog
fook me, what you saving up for
Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Posted: 16 Jul 2013, 21:09
by chas
sunndog wrote:fook me, what you saving up for
New legs by the sound of it
Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Posted: 16 Jul 2013, 21:41
by rodp
What do you do (besides wearing your legs out )
Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Posted: 16 Jul 2013, 21:45
by sunndog
mouth feel tester in a cracker factory
Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Posted: 16 Jul 2013, 21:59
by rodp
I thought it was going to be something like Grape treader in a Welsh vineyard, probably not a lot or work about in that trade though
Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Posted: 16 Jul 2013, 22:04
by PESCA
rodp wrote:What do you do (besides wearing your legs out )
Factory cat by the sound of it
George
Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Posted: 16 Jul 2013, 22:23
by rodp
Parachutist in the Irish submariners (don't think Wales has any subs, nowhere to keep the sheep)
Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 18:27
by Hartshot
Well. The story, it goes like this......
Having been an Op's Manager for far too long, like any flame, I've burnt out ! 80 hour weeks on an average salary, phone calls at 3am, never having a minute I can call my own turned this bunny into a bitter dribbling jelly
So now I've put myself back at ground level, where going home means leaving work.....in work
Happiness is a cigar called f*ck 'em all you filthy knickets, I'll get what I'm paid for and no more, or less...or more...you get the idea !
Going to cream it for a bit then, live my life again.
Aaaaa'H'
Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 19:32
by snoopy
Hartshot wrote:It's been quiet of late at 'H'Q. Up to today I've done 22 days straight of 12 hour shifts with half a day off before the previous 9 days. I'm bushed.
My inside leg has gone from a generous 34'' to what feels about 3", this means that there's only another inch to go and my dangler will be scraping the concrete.
I am now officially the tallest dwarf in the world !
H
makes for a great stance for shooting when to wore out to do anything else lol... 4 days three shifts no sleep is perfick..just a slight problem of yu dont get there lol.