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MisChief on my mind
MisChief on my mind
Got one of those heads on tonight, who knows what's going to happen ?????
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...is this a pistol in my hand, or am I just pleased to see you ?
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22-250jock
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Re: MisChief on my mind
Surely not.............................not like you at all 'H' 
“When guns are outlawed, only the Government will have guns. The Government - and a few outlaws. If that happens, you can count me among the outlaws.”
― Edward Abbey,
― Edward Abbey,
Re: MisChief on my mind
Did you know that there's nearly 5000 calories in a litre bottle of Baileys ! Works out that I can't eat until Michealmass Tuesday 
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H
...is this a pistol in my hand, or am I just pleased to see you ?
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22-250jock
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Re: MisChief on my mind
try mixing some lime with it....................
I guarantee you wouldn't drink much of it
I guarantee you wouldn't drink much of it
“When guns are outlawed, only the Government will have guns. The Government - and a few outlaws. If that happens, you can count me among the outlaws.”
― Edward Abbey,
― Edward Abbey,
Re: MisChief on my mind
Sounds unique, looks like a bottle of sick, I bet !!!
While we're on the subject of sick. Horses can't vomit and people who drink cider and black often end up in A&E complaining of a ruptured spleen or somesuchaslikeandallthat
...."so Madam, what have you beenn drinking tonight" ? Rocket scientists need not apply 
Why is it that women who are supposed to be the caring loving types have little or no regard for how you feel 99.9% of the time ?
H
Ps, No I've not had a drop tonight, driving later.
While we're on the subject of sick. Horses can't vomit and people who drink cider and black often end up in A&E complaining of a ruptured spleen or somesuchaslikeandallthat
...."so Madam, what have you beenn drinking tonight" ? Rocket scientists need not apply Why is it that women who are supposed to be the caring loving types have little or no regard for how you feel 99.9% of the time ?
H
Ps, No I've not had a drop tonight, driving later.
...is this a pistol in my hand, or am I just pleased to see you ?
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22-250jock
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Re: MisChief on my mind
[quote="Hartshot"]Sounds unique, looks like a bottle of sick, I bet !!!
curdles like cottage cheese
Why is it that women who are supposed to be the caring loving types have little or no regard for how you feel 99.9% of the time ?
the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb 
curdles like cottage cheese
Why is it that women who are supposed to be the caring loving types have little or no regard for how you feel 99.9% of the time ?
the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb
“When guns are outlawed, only the Government will have guns. The Government - and a few outlaws. If that happens, you can count me among the outlaws.”
― Edward Abbey,
― Edward Abbey,
Re: MisChief on my mind
the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb [/quote]
that rules out the fearsome cock slap then
[/quote]that rules out the fearsome cock slap then
Re: MisChief on my mind
that rules out the fearsome cock slap then[/quote]sunndog wrote:the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb
you sure...oops
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: MisChief on my mind
that rules out the fearsome cock slap then[/quote]sunndog wrote:the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb
Brings back memories
the good old days a
Re: MisChief on my mind
michael40 wrote:that rules out the fearsome cock slap thensunndog wrote:the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb
Brings back memories
the good old days a[/quote]
reminds of a line from an old song 'take that look off your face'..hehehe priceless..
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'