Not to every ones taste, but either funny or a bit sick ??? 
like it phil
hibbydunk wrote:A bloke is running three burds and decides he should become an honest man and marry one but he doesn't know which one he should marry. So he decides to give them a test. Individually he gives them all £50,000 and tells them to go out and spend it and then come back and tell him what they have spent it on.
Burd one comes back and says I spent it all on clothes and jewellery so I could look good for you cos I love u so much
Burd two comes back and says I have bought you a sports car which is outside I have had my hair done and booked a meal which you can drive me to now in your new car cos I love you so much
Burd three comes back says I put on a horse at 5 to 1 and it won. Then I stuck it on the stock market for two days and tripled it. Then I cashed in and bought us a house for when we settle down cos I love you so much
Which one did he marry?
tedster wrote:hibbydunk wrote:A bloke is running three burds and decides he should become an honest man and marry one but he doesn't know which one he should marry. So he decides to give them a test. Individually he gives them all £50,000 and tells them to go out and spend it and then come back and tell him what they have spent it on.
Burd one comes back and says I spent it all on clothes and jewellery so I could look good for you cos I love u so much
Burd two comes back and says I have bought you a sports car which is outside I have had my hair done and booked a meal which you can drive me to now in your new car cos I love you so much
Burd three comes back says I put on a horse at 5 to 1 and it won. Then I stuck it on the stock market for two days and tripled it. Then I cashed in and bought us a house for when we settle down cos I love you so much
Which one did he marry?
The one with the big tits!
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