Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Anybody seen where my feet went ???
It's been quiet of late at 'H'Q. Up to today I've done 22 days straight of 12 hour shifts with half a day off before the previous 9 days. I'm bushed.
My inside leg has gone from a generous 34'' to what feels about 3", this means that there's only another inch to go and my dangler will be scraping the concrete.
I am now officially the tallest dwarf in the world !
H
My inside leg has gone from a generous 34'' to what feels about 3", this means that there's only another inch to go and my dangler will be scraping the concrete.
I am now officially the tallest dwarf in the world !
H
...is this a pistol in my hand, or am I just pleased to see you ?
Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
fook me, what you saving up for
Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
New legs by the sound of itsunndog wrote:fook me, what you saving up for
Effluent in many languages.
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What do you do (besides wearing your legs out )
"Land Rover, the worlds best 4x4 by far"
"Argo, a great 8x8"
"Argo, a great 8x8"
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mouth feel tester in a cracker factory
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I thought it was going to be something like Grape treader in a Welsh vineyard, probably not a lot or work about in that trade though
"Land Rover, the worlds best 4x4 by far"
"Argo, a great 8x8"
"Argo, a great 8x8"
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Factory cat by the sound of itrodp wrote:What do you do (besides wearing your legs out )
George
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Parachutist in the Irish submariners (don't think Wales has any subs, nowhere to keep the sheep)
"Land Rover, the worlds best 4x4 by far"
"Argo, a great 8x8"
"Argo, a great 8x8"
Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
Well. The story, it goes like this......
Having been an Op's Manager for far too long, like any flame, I've burnt out ! 80 hour weeks on an average salary, phone calls at 3am, never having a minute I can call my own turned this bunny into a bitter dribbling jelly
So now I've put myself back at ground level, where going home means leaving work.....in work
Happiness is a cigar called f*ck 'em all you filthy knickets, I'll get what I'm paid for and no more, or less...or more...you get the idea !
Going to cream it for a bit then, live my life again.
Aaaaa'H'
Having been an Op's Manager for far too long, like any flame, I've burnt out ! 80 hour weeks on an average salary, phone calls at 3am, never having a minute I can call my own turned this bunny into a bitter dribbling jelly
So now I've put myself back at ground level, where going home means leaving work.....in work
Happiness is a cigar called f*ck 'em all you filthy knickets, I'll get what I'm paid for and no more, or less...or more...you get the idea !
Going to cream it for a bit then, live my life again.
Aaaaa'H'
...is this a pistol in my hand, or am I just pleased to see you ?
Re: Anybody seen where my feet went ???
makes for a great stance for shooting when to wore out to do anything else lol... 4 days three shifts no sleep is perfick..just a slight problem of yu dont get there lol.Hartshot wrote:It's been quiet of late at 'H'Q. Up to today I've done 22 days straight of 12 hour shifts with half a day off before the previous 9 days. I'm bushed.
My inside leg has gone from a generous 34'' to what feels about 3", this means that there's only another inch to go and my dangler will be scraping the concrete.
I am now officially the tallest dwarf in the world !
H
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'