Unreasonable women

[rodp]

being from the colonies you guys leave me behind. What does effing mean?

It's a polite way of saying the rather coarse word for fornication = f*****g

[Radagast]

Coitus.
If You Seek Amy.

[sunndog]

One of those electric fly swats (look like a tennis racket) is quite effective across a bare nipple or butt. You only have to use it once, puts the fear of God in them next time you reach for it

i have to pay good money for that kind of treatment on a saturday night!

Hmmmm, ..............sooner you than me mate
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could be worse rodders, after reading bigste's post













he's obviously more whipped than any of us! LMAO

[Rickfitz]

I think my wife must be having an affair, she actually told me to go out shooting the other night

[rodp]

I think my wife must be having an affair, she actually told me to go out shooting the other night

You must do what I do, start talking rubbish through the soaps works great

[rodp]

"rodp"]One of those electric fly swats (look like a tennis racket) is quite effective across a bare nipple or butt. You only have to use it once, puts the fear of God in them next time you reach for it [/quote]

i have to pay good money for that kind of treatment on a saturday night!


Hmmmm, ..............sooner you than me mate
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could be worse rodders, after reading bigste's post













he's obviously more whipped than any of us! LMAO[/quote]

[rodp]

Coitus.
If You Seek Amy.

who's this Amy fella ??

[AirRifleSport]

I believe is to do with a TV Series called "The Big Bang Theory", Amy is the character.
Very funny, watch it if you can... But it can take a couple of episodes to appreciate the jokes. I didn't like it at first but I find it hilarious now.

[Gloop]

Some times you just cant win! ..the following is a conversation from last night ...."hello love" , eff off, whats up?...whats up? every night you're either effing drunk out with that effing dog or that effing gun with an effing torch on top then come home and trample effing mud through the effing house, theres even effing mud in the effing bed!.....are you upset?....eff off .... tell you what, i'll take you out on Saturday.....hmmm ok . where we going ..... thought we might go to pete's farm theres loadsa rats there... eff off you fat old b!! .. Now as you can see I was trying to be fair, theres just no pleasing some women so iv'e decided not to take her till she calms down, that'll teach her.

atb .... john

That wasn't very nice of her calling you old........

[Radagast]

ARS:
Try saying it fast a few times. Was a line from a song by Ms Spears regarding the desires of the record industry and her handlers.