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Betty Swollucks weather has arrived here.

Post by some bloke » 05 Jun 2016, 14:36

As I lay in the garden earlier with my shorts scrunched up to resemble a baggy thong it occurred to me that I had possibly increased my vitamin D absorption area by about 38%. I just thought you all might like to know that. :wave:
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Post by 22-250jock » 05 Jun 2016, 15:08

TOO MUCH INFO DAVE!!! :sick: :sick:

''Baggy Thong''.........think I'd have to go an bleach me eyes after seeing that :crazy: :oops:






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Post by poppy mae » 05 Jun 2016, 16:41

Bet Daves all buttered up for the all over tan..............
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Post by rodp » 05 Jun 2016, 17:49

I was looking forward to my tea,...................... but now............ :sick: :sick: :sick:
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Post by some bloke » 05 Jun 2016, 23:54

Well it seems the sun wanted nothing to do with my ass so I might borrow a thong from her indoors today to do a David Beckham. :D
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Post by Rocketvapor » 06 Jun 2016, 04:50

Slick down with some Stork?
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Post by 22-250jock » 06 Jun 2016, 17:54

some bloke wrote:Well it seems the sun wanted nothing to do with my ass so I might borrow a thong from her indoors today to do a David Beckham. :D

Guess you'll have to make do with your Misses thong dave.......

wearing your Mankini has been banned apparently :lol: :lol: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendez ... 7ee96c5a83


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Post by some bloke » 06 Jun 2016, 18:31

22-250jock wrote:
some bloke wrote:Well it seems the sun wanted nothing to do with my ass so I might borrow a thong from her indoors today to do a David Beckham. :D

Guess you'll have to make do with your Misses thong dave.......

wearing your Mankini has been banned apparently :lol: :lol: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendez ... 7ee96c5a83


cheers jock
She chucked her thongs a few years ago lol.
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Post by Rocketvapor » 06 Jun 2016, 18:49

some bloke wrote:
She chucked her thongs a few years ago lol.
Wish I could get mine to go commando :)
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Post by rodp » 06 Jun 2016, 21:13

some bloke wrote:
22-250jock wrote:
some bloke wrote:Well it seems the sun wanted nothing to do with my ass so I might borrow a thong from her indoors today to do a David Beckham. :D

Guess you'll have to make do with your Misses thong dave.......

wearing your Mankini has been banned apparently :lol: :lol: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendez ... 7ee96c5a83


cheers jock
She chucked her thongs a few years ago lol.
Ahh, that'll explain the headlines then a few years ago "taxi driver arrested after complaints for driving naked apart from a skimpy thong" Only way to stop you was bin them :roll:


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