Oh dear

[silent shooter]

Well, That's me in Hospital
This has not been a good Weekend. After spending the last 12 months of lock downs, isolation, and going stir crazy I decided to go horse riding, something I haven't done in ages. It turned out to be a one big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, which was fine. But then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the stirrup, the horse was then going like the clappers with me on the ground with my foot stuck in the stirrup. The horse just would not stop it was out of control I've never known anything like it.
Thankfully the manager at Tesco came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the machine again........

[phoenix]

So good you had to tell us twice!

Cheers

Bruce

[silent shooter]

Oh dear your right Bruce think its the hot weather getting to me

Geoff

[sunndog]

geoff sent me this earlier....i feckin fell for it too!

[Bob57]

as someone who used to ride and been lobbed off a few times I was thinking shiiitt this ain't gonna end well

But it did

[silent shooter]

as someone who used to ride and been lobbed off a few times I was thinking shiiitt this ain't gonna end well

But it did

Well its at least 30 yrs since I've been on a horse Bob, Got thrown, and fell off at gallop and yes it bloody hurts [pride was a bit bruised Also]

[Davesniper]

Brilliant! Good laugh

[pitchblack]

Luckily the horse did not jump over a fence "with you"... nor it did cross a wide river... ...and... luckily I dont have a horse... too dangerous... dog is enough